Galactic President Superstar McAwesome
Studies at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Lives in Narnia
In a relationship
Speaks Sarcasm, Irony, Gibberish and Nonsense
(via llamasaremybestfriends)
About
My name is Mariana and I was born a hilarious genius. When I turned three, my parents had me tested and turns out I have an IQ of 517. I got my Hogwarts Acceptance Letter the day I turned eleven-year-old. One week later, I got a unicorn as a gift from Satan. I graduated last year because Jesus wanted me to go to Heaven University. This year, as a summer job I am going to the North Pole to help Santa Claus.You may think I am forever alone due to all my talents, but no. I am married to Chris Hemsworth and we're planning of having a threesome with Robert Downey Jr.
For more information about my non fictitious life, please message me.














